So per usual, my life is a joke and I just end up
participating in the weirdest conversations because my face does seem to have that,
“Why yes, I would love to actively participate in a conversation about shaving
preferences for both man and lady junk at a playground on the upper east side”
look to it.
Basically, a couple of days ago, I was on a play date with
four other moms, one of which I nanny for, and somehow by some unknown power we
had no control over we got onto the topic of shaving preferences down thurrrrr
for both men and women –
Side note: I’m totally pointing at my lady junk as I type
this post…fuck you, it’s totally possible.
And maybe I watch too much porn… well, I definitely watch
too much porn, but I thought the golden age of 70’s lady bushes were over. I
thought it was a “lets all go bare down there,” Brazilian, wax that shit off,
type of era. Which I am totally cool with.
But for ladies in there 40’s they are totally not cool with
that sitch for their snatch.
So basically, the main difference is one generation (both
male and female) likes hair down there, and the other generation does not. I am
of the generation that does not like hair, am I alone on that? I don’t think I
am.
I like it just out there; I don’t want to have to go
searching. You know what you’re getting right away for both parties. I don’t
want the dude to be completely shaved, but I do like when a gentlemen upkeeps
his dick beard. (It’s the least you can do gentlemen.)
I don’t like a surprise jungle; it’s just not my style.
But what I gather from this infamous play-date, is the men
and ladies in their 40’s really do like a surprise, they like to go searching,
it’s part of the foreplay...
…Uh, no.
Maybe this is
just a side effect of our generation, but we are all into that instant gratification,
and the thought of having to search for sexual organs (for a lack of better
words) just seems completely daunting at this point. And quite honestly, a
complete waste of time.
Like, I just, no… I just want to know it’s there, I want to
see it, I’ll do stuff with it, and then it’s done. The hair brings absolutely
nothing to the table. It just kind of mucks up the works. And…it’s icky. That’s
right, it’s fucking icky.
So I’m sorry, four ladies that I had this conversation with,
but no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
That is what you should be saying about
hair down there. No. No. No. No. No. I did not order this jungle surprise of
unawesomeness and weird smelling stuff, so take it back and shave that shit
off.
That is all.
there are no words.. just laughter.
ReplyDeletehaha i didnt think people went "amazon bush lady" down there anymore?? totally right soooo 70s. bare kitty the way to go!! lol
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but I can't help but get a mental image of going through a safari in some guy's crotch. Gross.
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ReplyDeleteAgreed! Much so! Like those old porn flicks that come on at 6 in the morning and you can never decide if you have switched on the open university channel 'cause they are so hairy. Shave or waive, I say! I'm not saying try to recreate pre-pubescence, you can have a shapely bit of hair, nicely trimmed, pleasing to the eye. Like you say, why make more work for yourselves?
ReplyDeleteIt all depends on what you plan on doing when you get there. At least from a guys perspective.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree on the surprise jungle bush! I like my men to have a little but if I pull away with pubes in my teeth we have a major problem! Also, if it's all wirey and rough I don't like it. Put some conditioner on that shit!
ReplyDeleteI totally keep my puppy clean. As husband points out (and I imagine he's right) a majority of the nasty smells and tastes associated with the twat are from various fluids and bits that get trapped in the hair. No hair, no stanky twat. You want your man to take his face south, shave your shit, it's that easy.
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