I have no clue why though, nothing about my face says, "I give good relationship advice."
However, I have come to realize that something about my face totally says, "Hey, come talk to me about sex in the most unsexually way possible," and, "Why yes, I will watch that clown porn clip with you (unsexually again, that is), but don't expect me to like it."
Would you guys be interested in that? Well, fuck it. I'm totally doing it, whether you like it or not. Once a week this awesome blog will become "Sex and the City, Awkwardly Speaking."Or should I just make a completely new blog for the sex column? Whateva this will just be the trial period.
So send your questions to firstname.lastname@example.org or just post them in the comment section.
And believe me, I'll be blunt.