No seriously is it? In the past week, I've had so many people (specifically dudes) ask me for sex and relationship advice.
I have no clue why though, nothing about my face says, "I give good relationship advice."
However, I have come to realize that something about my face totally says, "Hey, come talk to me about sex in the most unsexually way possible," and, "Why yes, I will watch that clown porn clip with you (unsexually again, that is), but don't expect me to like it."
Would you guys be interested in that? Well, fuck it. I'm totally doing it, whether you like it or not. Once a week this awesome blog will become "Sex and the City, Awkwardly Speaking."Or should I just make a completely new blog for the sex column? Whateva this will just be the trial period.
So send your questions to awkwardsexandthecity@gmail.com or just post them in the comment section.
And believe me, I'll be blunt.
Good idea! Post a porn picture of the week too. LOL
ReplyDeleteI love the awkwardly speaking title for the segment.
ReplyDeleteI say yes with extra bluntness please.
ReplyDeleteDo it, do it, do it!
ReplyDeleteI'm in I'll watch sort of like watching a train wreck. I love trains.
ReplyDeleteIt's a strange phenomenon. I have very few followers (at least who aren't following anonymously) and yet I get questions about relationships all the time, from men and from women. This is especially ironic because my blog mainly is sex stories and nothing at all of relationships. I do get my fair share of sex questions too though. Either way, Yes.. Do this advice column and be extra blunt.
ReplyDeleteYou have to do it.
ReplyDeleteI love this idea, and of course, I have a question. How do you go about regaining the affection of someone you treated like absolute crap? We never dated. It was a very grade school crush we had for each other.
ReplyDeleteThere is really nothing I'd low more than reason your sex advice to people. I think we are in for a wild ride.
ReplyDeleteI would be interested in that, just because I feel like you would make it funny. But please, no clown porn.
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