Oh wait? What is that? Mayo? In a bag?!?! It's all the rage in London.
That's dog shit! Well not really, it's just chocolate...I hope...because I definitely still ate it.
Actually, I lied...it's a glob of melted meth in a christmas bag. It. Was. Awesome.
You little fucker, Monte. You're cute as hell but you're basically a demon spawn, that I love. Monte is a dog, btw.
I will say this Monte, I am impressed by your ability to shit into a bag...few possess such talent. You have a gift my friend, don't hide it under a bushel basket!
Oh Hellmann, you do bring out the best...the best in ME!