And I have way too much shit…and way too much shit I am unwilling to part with…like…
1. My “I heart my penis” car air freshener.
2. Watch of Hoe Chi Min…or whatever the fuck that asian dudes name is…
3. “Medicated but Motivated” flask.
4. Disco ball.
5. Comedy writing book collection.
6. Whoopie Cushion.
7. “All Dogs Go to Heaven” DVD.
8. My german beer-girl Halloween costume.
9. Black pleather leggings.
10. Two rubber chickens.
11. Some random blue elephant necklace I’ve never worn.
12. This asian trinket box that has two people doing it when you open the box.
13. A crap ton of composition books filled with terrible jokes that I swear one day will make me famous I tell you!
14. Spongebob Squarepants stuffy.
15. A carton of Hellman’s mayo.
16. My funnynotslutty.com stickers…which I plan plastering on every subway possible.
17. Orange nail polish.
18. Your mom.
i'm bringing work clothes, real clothes, a bike, and a hedgehog.... maybe a small futon mattress too.
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Packing is a bitch but can I have the " I heart my penis" freshener?
ReplyDeleteYou have not only one rubber chicken, BUT TWO! This definitely made your list more compelling. I commend your packing efforts.
ReplyDeleteIf I was there I would've thrown all that junk away for you. Because I am a complete and uttter nazi when it comes to discarding useless shit. :) But I hope you're coming along, my dear! Because soon I'm visiting and I will kill rubber chickens if I have to make some space!
ReplyDeleteAll of that stuff is a MUST! Especially the "I heart my penis" air freshener. I want one of those.. but what does it smell like?
ReplyDeleteJust throw away my mom and you'll be set.
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So THAT's where my mom went. Could you just do me a big one and tape that box up extra good? Then maybe loose it along the way? Thanks!
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