If you are stupid and unfamiliar with this beautiful game, it’s pretty simple. Bro 1 gives Bro 2 the girliest drink possible, a warm, diabetes ridden, Smirnoff Ice. Bro 2 must then get into pussy position (drop to one knee) and chug. However, if Bro 2 has an Ice hidden in his man purse and/or satchel, then Bro 1 must drop to one knee and chug not only one BUT two Ices.
Honestly, it’s genius. It’s riddled with humiliation, name-calling and good-hearted blood alcohol poisoning.
And it’s time for girls to catch up, thus ladies I give you a new game, or one should say, the female counterpart to “Bros Icing Bros.”
Ladies and (Gentlemen if your man enough) I give you: “Hoes Dogging Hoes.” It’s the same exact game as “Bros Icing Bros,” without the Smirnoff. Instead, girls must be presented Mad Dog. Any flavor, any color, any size. My preference being the Bling Bling edition.
What is a Mad Dog?
ReplyDeleteLove me still if this is a stupid question. LMAO
Bro's icing Bro's is a hilarious game, fun to play, especially at customs in Costa Rica.
ReplyDeleteBut Mad Dog? That's dangerous. I like where your head is at.
Seriously Annah how do you always beat me when it comes to her comments?
ReplyDeleteHmmm sounds like an interesting game to play when I come of age.
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Can we get a video demonstration of how this game works. And Gah... you just had to say MD 20/20. Who says, "Mad Dogs"? LMAO. Kisses
ReplyDeleteLOL!! I think I need a bigger purse. :D
ReplyDeleteHaha...my girls and I have taken to 'Icing' each other...that's how all of my good black out stories begin...
ReplyDeleteI heard Mad Dog and the bile rose up my throat. I drank it ONCE. I was fourteen. Nuff said.
ReplyDeleteoh mad dog...the drink of hobos and broke 21 year olds :3
ReplyDeletethis is genius. let the games begin!
ReplyDeleteHOLY. SHIT. I've been Icing everyone I know for a very long time now (who cares if I'm not a Bro) but I like this new version. There is a hideous picture of me surrounded by empty Green Apple Ice bottles after I got Iced by like 10 people in one night. I hope this is equally as epic.
ReplyDeleteWhat a crafty little game.
ReplyDeleteHowever I have to say Mad dog= vomit.
Im no light weight but lets have some real alcohol. Like some Grey Goose Vodka or some Makers Mark.
Now thats yummy.
ok i second the video demonstration. but i'd like to see the men humiliated first.
ReplyDeleteOk, I swear... and it's driving me crazy, that Mad Dog 20/20 was used in a line/reference in a movie. I am guessing a Terentino flic but I can't think of which one.... Anyone?
ReplyDeleteI can already tell you that I would not play this game, I am such a puss when it comes to drinking, and MD 20/20? Oh I would be puking the next day... all day.. :) Great game for people who can hold some drink better than me though!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! But I haven't heard of Mad Dog before... Hmmm
ReplyDeleteThis game needs to start, ASAP.
ReplyDeleteI like it. I like it a lot.
ReplyDeleteI've never tried Mad Dog. Now, I think I need to, before partaking in this game. Need to see how large my tolerance would be. Lol.
ReplyDeleteI prefer to play this with potassium-cyanide, if I ever were to play this. Can you just say no? If someone pulled this on me I'd just say, "Um, no.” But of course, you wouldn’t say no because it’s “not cool” and oh forbid we're “not cool.” Some non-free, free society.
ReplyDeleteGuess what a girl who likes me told me today? She doesn’t believe in sex before marriage. What are the odds, all the women on this blog talk about screwing and sucking total strangers and the next really attractive girl that likes me doesn’t believe in it before marriage! It’s like a comedy only so not funny.
oh my...I think I would kick my "friend" in the taint if she ever "dogged" me!
ReplyDeleteGirls can Ice people, too! The game actually gained popularity here at the College of Charleston... I ice people all of the time. It is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteomg HOW am I just discovering your blog NOW? I think the girl version has to have a "boy specific" position as well-maybe like a pelvic thrust while chugging?
ReplyDeleteHed hed down under
I've never heard of that game. I can't believe it, but I think I actually need to start drinking more. I'm so out of the loop.
ReplyDeletelet the games begin, bitches.
ReplyDeletebrilliant! you are a true leader. girls gotta have some fun and get creative with it. Better than bitching for stupid reasons.
ReplyDelete..and I just threw up in my mouth. I'm not allowed to be within 20 feet of malt liquor since that incident with the octopus.
ReplyDeletevery interesting post......
ReplyDeleteAm I going to get a hangover from this? because if I'm going to get a hangover, I totally have to say that I'm washing my hair that night or ironing my scrubs...ok, yes, I'm a big pussy. I bow my head in shame...
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