There are two types of girls in the world: girls that think Katherine Heigl is the best thing since sliced bread and those who think Heigl is a menace to society and should be locked up in a cage, with someone shoving lard down her gullet and forced to watch “The Ugly Truth”…repeatedly.
I fall into the latter.
But can we please talk about this pandemic of dumb girls? (Not my readers, of course, if you find my blog funny, then you are a genius on so many levels.)
Seriously though, so many girls are the same nowadays. I have to make some of you wear Bump It’s just to remember who’s who.
Please stop being a cliché, girls with no personalities… that annoys me.
Maybe it’s just me, but I like my girls bitchy. I like my girls with some gusto. I like my girls to actually understand the definition of gusto.
I went to a college where majority of the girls had no names and just sucked dick…with their mouths and their overall personalities.
Girls that said:
“The movie “Letters to Juliet” just speaks to me in a way that no man really ever can.”
and…
“Wait…I thought Britney Spears wrote ‘(I cant get no) satisfaction’…”
and my all time favorite…
“I ate too much gummy bears last night.”
Really, small Asian girl on the bus that probably gives great head? Really?!
So I may be a little jaded…
But come on!
I’m no feminist, far from it. They annoy me, too. But where did this resurgence of “I have to act dumb to get laid” philosophy come from?
It would make me feel a whole lot better if you at least pretended that “When in Rome” was a movie based on pure fiction and not your slutty’s friends trip to Italy last summer while you intern at the pentagon.
“No, I swear to God! Jackie went to Rome and threw some coin into a fountain and then had sex with some Guido tourist and now they are getting married cause he knocked her up. Who are we looking for again, Osama or Obama?”
Just change your personality. Just change it. Change it or we’re going to do this the hard way, and yes the hard way contains lard.
bravo!! i think its sad that girls act dumb either for a guy or because it's easier and they can get by. i'm happy to read your perspective and see a woman that's striving for her full personality potential with no apologies, i'm definitely in good company :)
ReplyDeleteI don't have a ton of close female friends because yeah, I don't like to deal with the A-Typical girly girl.
ReplyDeleteHowever, women who are bitches aren't my bag either (Find myself watching my back a bit more closely with those). I prefer witty over attitude.
Oh and weirdness..not like creepy but unique.
Heigl can suck a beagle! (Does that even rhyme? I have no idea how to pronounce that bitches name. )
I think Heigl is a cute girl and actually, in real life she seems as snarky as they come, but her movies are shit ... And no one watches them. She plays the same exact girl, just like that Aniston chick.
ReplyDeleteI love your post because it's right on so many levels. But there *are* some girls with substance out there. Now, where are the men who actually appreciate them? Lol
Funny how it doesn't work the other way around. Stupid guys can't get laid without cash. And lots of it. I wonder how much the Jackass Movie guys have to pay to get laid. Just curious.
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Hasn't Heigl been re-making the same movie over and over again? All her movies are carbon copies of the previous one.
ReplyDeleteAmen, sister.
ReplyDeleteWhile I do like KH, I have to agree with most of your post. (Totally didn't mean for that to rhyme.) I HATE it when girls act dumb...especially when you know they're actually really intelligent. But society has warped their minds to think that you'll only get a boyfriend if you act like some stupid female lead in the "romantic comedy of the week." Grr...now I'm angry...time to write a post about this. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteHAAAAAAAAA LMFAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow tell me, why is it those little asian girls get all the credit for giving great head?
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ReplyDeleteNo! I would say that these dumb people should NOT change their personalities, they should continue to act dumb so that we KNOW who to stay away from. Do you really want a bunch of idiots to pretend to be smart?
ReplyDeleteI say let them stay stupid and keep them away from me or I might pop one of them in the face.
Mrsblogsalot, I give great head and I'm an Irish lass.
ReplyDeleteFuck the stereotypes.
YES! You are fuckin awesome. this is so true! Im sick and tired of these cloned females that you see in every goddamn city- wearing the same shit and doin their hair the same way, its awful. and katherine heigl SUCKS!
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, Katherine Heigl is totally a bitch. I go back and forth on whether I like her or want to toss her in a meat grinder.
ReplyDeleteI also hate Nicholas Sparks. His stuff is crap, and I hate those movies. HATE.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it either! What's so Goddamned cute about being a colossal moron? What's so cute about being like all the other dumb girls? They seem almost to have a collective mind and cannot think for themselves on an individual basis but as a whole they're evil! I have been asking this for years. Glad to see someone else out there is of the same opinion. Also, what is up with the guys who like these vapid idiot girls? I can't stand either of them.
ReplyDeleteHell Yes!! I'm glad you tell it like it is sista! Love your Blog
ReplyDeleteI like my girls bitchy too :)
ReplyDeleteI just posted a little while ago, but would like to add more of my opinion.
ReplyDeleteI blame Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Megan Fox, and reality television, for this downfall in IQ's. Really? What is wrong with these women? Why do so many want to emulate them?
Haha....so true. And I'd also like to point out...although there are 2 types of women...there is only one type of man...those who would sleep with Katherine Heigl.
ReplyDeleteGreat post! When I saw this college town near the now infamous Rugters U on a Saturday night, just about every girl and every guy was dressed exactly the same with only minor variations. But hey were all different! In the exact same way....
ReplyDeleteWhat it comes down to is, being smart is punished (in many ways) in our current climate while being stupid is rewarded, televised, gets a book deal, excused, defended as "being fun," and so on. Positive and negative reinforcement on a grander scale.
The funniest/saddest thing said to me yesterday: "Its a shame you and I wouldn't work Dayton, because I think we could have lots of fun together."
WOW!!! Well put... I 100% agree. I never could do the whole "Im dumb so fuck me because I am too stupid to do anything else" Hmm that may explain why I didnt get laid a lot. I also hate feminists. Can't there be a happy medium?
ReplyDeleteIs it possible for a girl to fall right in the middle of the Heigl spectrum, because, while I don't hate her, I don't love her either. But I promise I didn't miss the whole point of this post.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you 100%. Dumb bimbos further a stereotype for all women, and don't really make life easier for any of us. I agree with Aimee, I wish there were a happy medium. Or at least one that's acknowledged by people as being an accurate description of someone. Nowadays, if you take even a little independence as a woman, you're still considered a feminist.
My sister in law just sent me the book "The Rules for Online Dating." It makes me want to vomit. And then hit something. According to this book yes, you do have to be stupid to get laid. I'm underlining every other ridiculous sentence because I know I'm going to have to write about this shit at some point...
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is I watched "When In Rome" last night.. I wouldnt say it was a great movie. It just fills girls with unrealistic expectations just like every other chick flick out there. I think the acting dumb thing started with Jessica Simpson. Haha she was apparently really smart but her dumbness got her Nick Lachey.. hellooo!! Who wouldnt follow in her footsteps lol. jk of course
ReplyDeleteYour "small Asian girl" sentence made me laugh my ass off in a crowded Starbucks. I love you.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I HATE Nicholas Sparks. His name on anything is enough to keep me far, far away.
Awesome post! And I agree....where are the cool-ass bitches who don't look like a twig with boobs?
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You're my hero. The smart girls that have a tinge of bitch are the kind that guys want to marry/be in a relationship with. But men still love the dumb girls. they make us feel so smart when we don't want to be working for it.
ReplyDelete'I ate too much gummy bears'....hahah.
Gummy bears freak me out. So do those running shoes that aren't really shoes and have little individual toe areas. Not that they're related. This comment isn't going at all as I'd planned...
ReplyDeleteI AM WITH YOU!
ReplyDeleteI HATED The Ugly Truth and I don't see the point of acting or pretending to be dumb to be 'cute' and approachable to snag someone.
I am definitely the one with a tinge of hardness in her, but I don't even think of it has being bitchy -- I am assertive, confident and intelligent. That's it. I'm not mean to people without reason and I am usually pretty smiley/easy going... but when things need to be handled, I take care of it.
Kudos to you! It always bugged me whenever I came across girls who had to play dumb because they assumed it was cute.
ReplyDeleteThis is what I say, "Honey, that's not what the men find cute. It's your other brain. The one below your belly button." *bleck*
What ever happened to women who paraded the promenade with elegance and and eloquent speech?
Lots of girls need a wake up call and a jolt to their personality.
By the way, I found you on 20 Something Bloggers. :)
Hilarious post! Found you through Working Girl and I'll continue to visit your blog!
ReplyDeleteAgree wholeheartedly with the anti-stupid-bitch sentiment here.
ReplyDeleteThough I happen to think one can be smart, fiesty and also give great head.
I speak with some experience on the subject.
- B x
You said it!! :D
ReplyDeleteGirls (And gays) who pretend they're just really super dumb so that the other person feels tht they could easily get laid with him/her....argh!!!
It's stupid to sell yourself short to get laid...have some dignity!!
Women with some chops who are feisty, educated, and not afraid to speak what is on their mind, are not only more interesting, but are better in the sack.
ReplyDeleteI mean, how the fuck can you argue and have post-argument hot, intense, freaky, sweaty acrobatic hardcore sex with someone that has no opinions? The answer is you can't.