So guys get ready, I’m about to pop my first contest/giveaway cherry…. This could get messy…
Are you ready?!? Are you excited?!?! Do you have a pack of napkins handy?!?
And now I introduce the, “Best Hilarious/Terrible Sexual Escapade” Contest.
What is a hilarious/terrible sexual escapade you ask? It’s simple, it’s the worst thing that that has happened to you sexually that honestly w
as fucking hilarious.
To participate all you have to do is email me your story @ awkwardsexandthecity@gmail.com .
Yep, that’s it. None of this “follow me” mumbo jumbo.
Two weeks from now I will pick the best 3 stories and post them.
The grand prize winner will get a new copy of:
“Position Of The Day Playbook: Sex Every Day In Every Way.”
Ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Did I mention it's the paperback edition too? Yeah, paperback. Niceee.
So good luck ladies and gents. I’m super excited and I hope you are too!
Whoever thought that bad lay could give you 365 ways to get laid? Heyo!
I mentioned your badass giveaway on my blog today.
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Hope you get lots of interesting/hilarious/awesome/embarrassing stories. I might submit a couple just for fun.
I submitted my story :o)
ReplyDeleteIf I were more open talking about this type of thing on my blog, I'd most definitely apply! Seems like a sweet prize!
ReplyDeleteI totally submitted my story. It's a little off the beaten path in that it's not about a bad lay, but ... well. You'll see.
ReplyDeleteI am going to submit mine soon and I have also posted a link on my recent post to this page so you hopefully get more people to enter and look at your great site :) xx
ReplyDeleteI'm so thinking about submitting mine, but its just so horrible and dignity destroying.
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I don't have any awesome story to share (either I don't get embarrassed by much or I don't have enough sex) but i DO have an award for you! Check it out:
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Definitely sent my story your way! Hopefully it's not too late, and even if it is I hope you get a good laugh out of it! :-)
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