So guys get ready, I’m about to pop my first contest/giveaway cherry…. This could get messy…
Are you ready?!? Are you excited?!?! Do you have a pack of napkins handy?!?
And now I introduce the, “Best Hilarious/Terrible Sexual Escapade” Contest.
What is a hilarious/terrible sexual escapade you ask? It’s simple, it’s the worst thing that that has happened to you sexually that honestly w
as fucking hilarious.
To participate all you have to do is email me your story @ firstname.lastname@example.org .
Yep, that’s it. None of this “follow me” mumbo jumbo.
Two weeks from now I will pick the best 3 stories and post them.
The grand prize winner will get a new copy of:
“Position Of The Day Playbook: Sex Every Day In Every Way.”
Did I mention it's the paperback edition too? Yeah, paperback. Niceee.
So good luck ladies and gents. I’m super excited and I hope you are too!
Whoever thought that bad lay could give you 365 ways to get laid? Heyo!