69 LITE
....Kama Sutra positions. From oral to exotic, I think get the urgency for this genius, genius app.
iPilule
....always forget your birth contol, men? Always think you might be pregnant? (Welcome to my world) Well this App is for you, you forgetful whore.
iBrate
....sure Apple...sure it's a "neck" massager. That's what we all say.
Haha amazing! I love the variety of apps you can get!
ReplyDeleteDamn Verizon. I'm stuck with a stupid Blackberry. I hope that rumor about Verizon iPhone 2011 is true because I'm pouncing on that shit.
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing the kinds of apps there are. This world's gone crazy. Lol.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to buy my iphone in 2015! Assuming the non-global destruction scenario.
ReplyDeleteSome apps I'm so going to purchase for the small price of my remaining dignity:
The self-destruct app-iphone explodes right in the palm of your hand, the newer versions increase the size of explosion
The important phone call app-want to avoid a situation? This one simulates an important phone call all you have to do is stand up and shout something like, "she ovulating, got to go" or "market's on fire today" and run in the opposite direction of your undesireable situation!
The iclub app-No, we're not talking about those fucking dance clubs everyone always talks about going to, we're talking about the medieval caveman (or cavewoman) weapon. Iphone grows a hardened shell to help you hit da club yo!
Can anyone think of a nicer way to say, "Your friend is much better looking than you and when you visit you should bring her along cause...um...cause?"
Steve Jobs doesn't want porn on the iPhone but he'll allow that stuff?
ReplyDelete*SMH*
I'll stick with BB/Android :)
Freakin' hysterical!!!
ReplyDeleteHa! I love your blog!
ReplyDeleteSounds like - compared with the promiscuous iPhone - my Blackberry is as uptight and repressed as my junior high gym teacher, Ms. Leisenring.
*sigh*
:-) Anna
no effin way-these rock hahahha-I don't get the pill one though-so you can miss a certain number before it is a problem???
ReplyDeleteThe 69 positions app is wonderful. I always get excited when I see they have an update because it usually means they have new ones to add! And I may or may not be cruising the app store at this very moment looking for the iBrate app.
ReplyDeleteIs it lame that the first app I would by would be the lightsaber app?
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